Drag Queen Bingo EXPRESS: 30 Minutes of Virtual Bingo
Thirty minutes of online bingo with award-winning drag queen Schwa de Vivre. Fast, fierce, and fabulous.
$500 · 30 minutes · 50 players included, up to 5,000 · +$50 per 10
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What Is Drag Queen Bingo EXPRESS?
All the drag magic, condensed. You get a live opening number, 3 games of bingo, a fabulous costume, and my full attention on your chat, wrapped up in half an hour. It fits inside a lunch break and leaves room in the budget for prizes.
How It Works
I pop onto your video call and open with a live song. Then we play 3 games of bingo. Every player gets a digital card that works in any browser on a phone, tablet, or computer. No downloads, no app.
Why Teams Book It
Lunch breaks, all-hands openers, budget-conscious celebrations, and surprising your team on an otherwise ordinary afternoon.
Is It Safe for Work?
Darling, I worked for Disney. Half the runtime, the same HR-friendly humor. Everyone gets included, and nobody gets embarrassed on camera.
Meet Your Bingo Caller, Schwa de Vivre
I'm Schwa de Vivre, and I have hosted 1,000+ virtual drag shows since 2020 for companies like Meta, Microsoft, Amazon, and UnitedHealth. I've been performing for 30+ years: Broadway in Mary Poppins, Amazon Prime's A League of Their Own, and a 2016 Food Network Chopped win. Yes, the queen calling your bingo numbers can also cook.
What you get with me:
- ✓ I sing live with Broadway-trained vocals. Most drag performers lip sync.
- ✓ 1,000+ corporate shows taught me the line. And girl, I strut it.
- ✓ You book me directly. Same queen from the first email to the final bow.
For 30 minutes your team plays bingo while I sing, crack jokes, and keep my drag eagle eye on that chat.
Want the full résumé? Meet Schwa and see why teams book direct →
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What Comes With Bingo EXPRESS?
$500 with 50 players included (+$50 per 10, up to 5,000) · 30 minutes · Platform: Zoom, Teams, WebEx, Google Meet
A Live Opening Number
I sing live, no lip sync, straight to your video call.
3 Games of Bingo
A digital card for every player, on any device.
A Fabulous Costume
You get the full look, even at half the runtime.
Interactive Chat
I read it, I react to it, I keep it moving the whole time.
Groups over 50: +$50 per additional 10 people. Over 500, ask for a quote. All prices include tax.
Got the whole hour? Drag Queen Bingo is $900 for 4+ rounds and song requests. Prefer questions? Drag Queen Trivia EXPRESS is also $500. Planning around a season? See Holiday Events, Pride Events, and Team Building. See every show and price →
What Do Teams Say After Drag Queen Bingo?
"Schwa is fantastic! Communication was swift and clear. The actual Bingo itself was really fun, moved briskly, and Schwa was an energetic and attentive host. I would 100% book her again!"
Susan A., Corporate Event
"I love Drag bingo my company has done this team building experience 3 or 4 times."
Michele S., Google review
"Amazing entertainer and show woman! We had her booked for virtual drag bingo for our company and she has us laughing and cheering the entire time. 6 out of 5 stars. I hope we book her again very soon!"
Jared C., Google review
Drag Queen Bingo EXPRESS FAQ
How much does Drag Queen Bingo EXPRESS cost?
$500 for 30 minutes and up to 50 players. Groups over 50 add $50 per additional 10 people. Over 500, ask for a quote. All prices include tax.
What is the difference between EXPRESS and the full show?
EXPRESS runs 30 minutes with 3 games of bingo for $500. Drag Queen Bingo runs 60 minutes with 4+ rounds and song requests for $900.
Does 30 minutes feel rushed?
It moves fast, and that is the fun of it. The show opens with a live song and goes straight to the games.
Do we need to provide prizes?
Yes, you bring the prizes. Gift cards, extra PTO hours, company swag, or bragging rights all work.
How far in advance should we book?
Most dates book close to the event, holiday parties included. Pride Month (June) fills early, so book 4 to 8 weeks ahead for June.
Thirty Minutes. One Queen. Bingo.
Most dates book close to the event. Check open dates →
Pay by credit card or onboard me as a 1099 contractor. Vendor documents available upon request.
Email: [email protected]
Book Bingo EXPRESS →Response within 24 hours. Questions? Ask away, darling.